Here's a few funny quotes from the world of football for you to  laugh at!

The live 606 radio phone in after England vs USA on 28th May 2008:
Caller: "I wanna know why he never picked Dean Ashton"

Alan Green: "I don't understand"

Caller: "I said I wanna know why he didn't pick Dean Ashton"

Alan Green: "I know what you said, and I said I don't understand it either!"

Stuart Pearce: "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel"

Here's a few of the best from Kevin Keegan:

"It's a game of two halves, and in the third quarter they were the stronger team"

"People will say that's typical City, which really annoys me. But that's typical City, I suppose."

"I'm not disappointed - just disappointed."

Of course, it's not a funny quotes section without some stuff from Terry Venables:

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored."
"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."

David Beckham shows off how good his memory of childhood is:

"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7."

Hardman Vinnie Jones came up with this next cracker:

"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win!"

Here's a strange one from BBC pundit Mark Lawrenson, from back when Mick McCarthy was our manager and Tony Cascarino was playing:

"Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he's quickly running out of legs!"

Paul Gascoigne shows off his maths skills:

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.'

More to come soon!